Official Ban on Large Heels after Injury of Dauphin

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Above: The Dauphin is still recovering from his injury as we speak.

It has now been announced that there is an official ban on the wearing of heels that are greater than 1-inch high after that Dauphin was greatly injured by Princess of Idioclast’s 5-inch stiletto heels earlier today.

Note: Some people have commented that the Dauphin does not appear to be in health considering the size of his leg. These allegations are untrue. We had forgotten to mention that the cut is on the inside of his lower leg, coming from the calf all the way to the ankle. Long live the Dauphin!

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